Monday, January 24, 2011

Where's My Maybach?

For those of you who may not be car aficionados, the Maybach is your basic $340,000 dollar limousine. That is the base model. Of course if you want the floor mats, the crystal decanter, the proper burled walnut trim and the nice alloys (plus the privacy curtains), the price is closer to $400K. And you obviously need a driver who is on call 24/7 and a garage nearby. Don't forget insurance, etc. So if you are a Maybach owner (and my blog readers know who they are), you are likely in for a cool $1MM the first year of ownership.

My trip to work each day takes me past 740 Park Ave. It's a storied building and I won't bore you with its history; do the google. Suffice to say that there are at least seven s550's lined up each morning waiting for their captains of industry as I pedal by. But it is the Maybach that captivates me.

I cannot help but yell out (and ring my 33cent bell), as I pedal by on BBUD (my 1965 one speed Schwinn), "Where's MY Maybach?". Alas, I don't see it in my future. But as I gather steam on the downward slope of Park Avenue from 70th St to the 60's I can't help but think, maybe it is for the better.

What do you think? Where's YOUR Maybach?

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Councilman Eric Ulrich's Regressive and Discriminatory Proposal

For those of you unaware, there is a councilman in Queens, NY who has put forth a proposal to register all bicycles with the government and that all bicycles should have an identification tag.

Mr. Ulrich's priorities and understanding are misplaced. He would be better served introducing legislation to make drivers safer, enforce traffic laws for motorists, and encouraged the populace to use bicycles.

The proposed legislation is like asking people to register and wear an id tag on the next pair of running shoes they purchase. After all, you use the shoes to walk. And you may walk into somebody and they may fall down and you might run away. So shouldn't we make sure that everyone who wears running shoes register them with the government. You can see this is a slippery slope.

And what an irony. We have a democratic president in the White House issuing an executive order to examine federal regulations to free up commerce. We have a republican councilman in Queens New York seeking to regulate the most basic of freedoms.

For those of you who are unaware, bicycles are a pollution free and healthy alternative to almost any other form of transportation. As an everyday (and civil) commuter in Manhattan, I daily witness at least 6 automobiles running red lights. I see drivers speeding, getting in accidents and polluting our precious world. I see people texting, phoning, eating, reading and being otherwise distracted while driving a 3000pound weapon every day.

Perhaps Mr. Ulrich's priorities should first be turned to those infractions and leave the mostly harmless bicyclist community alone.

For the economically disadvantaged, bicycling represents a legitimate option to more costly forms of transportation. Registration is one more economic burden for them and regressive by design if not discriminatory.

All in all, this is a bad idea. Mr. Ulrich, there are so many more important issues to attend to. Please withdraw your sophomoric and offensive proposal.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Disturbances Take Precedence

I had a flat tire today on the way to work. Which led me to a number of observations and experiences. First, disturbances take precedence. So no matter what you are doing, if there is something that interrupts it, you have to stop doing what you are doing and change behavior. It could be an illness, an accident, a firing, a death, or a simple a flat tire. Disturbances take precedence. They force you to change plans. So I chained up heretofore trusty steed (note to self, can a bicycle be called a steed?) and hailed a cab. My cab driver was from Ghana and we got to talking. He used to drive a Mercedes s550 for a rich man in Chappaqua. He quit because the guy never brought him a cup of coffee when he would stop to get a cup of coffee for himself. The guy, he said, was a cheap multi-millionaire. We got into a debate about how poor people are more generous than rich people. And then a discussion on racial and ethnic stereotypes. See what a flat tire disturbance can do for you? I love New York.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Winter in Manhattan

Having been away from NYC for the holidays I did my cycling in other locales, Florida to be specific. While riding on flat terrain is nice (especially when it is warm), it was wonderful to ride in Central Park this morning. The temperature was perfect (26F) and the scenery was comforting.

The trip down 7th Ave to the Battery and the home was a comfort.

NYC is a wonderful place!

Happy New Year!